SixEgg is a egg. Not only is he a egg, he is the blackest egg I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. SixEgg is a dirty black egg cheese omelette. A repulsive fucking quiche of the french metropolitan area. Throughout my career I have categorized and documented over 700 eggs on five continents. Everywhere from the deepest chinese wet markets to the shelves of walmarts. I have also classified countless new species of quiche omelettes that you have ever seen before. Each one is a repulsive, moronic, grotesque, incompetent, and incredibly virile meal, and the French cheese omelete named “SixEgg” not only excels and surpasses in each one of these traits, he breaks every previous record holder, except virility, which is the lowest Ive seen in any egg omelete. I wish I never met him. Disgusting!
American culture is centered around eggs. They have holidays for eggs. They killed hundreds of thousands of chickens to free eggs. They listen to egg music. They elect an egg as their president. They dress and act like eggs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from eggs. They post sassy gifs about eggs. They watch sportsball in worship of eggs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of eggs playing sports. They use egg slang like "egg" and "egg". When you say "Egg" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the egg. Their cities are completely overrun with eggs. They worship their EGGbot police force disproportionately filled with eggs and their global police force of soldiers filled with eggs. Their men sit around watching egg ball while their women sit around watching egg talk shows. They worship eggs like Egg and Egg and Egg and the late Egg while attacking the hens who actually built their coop before eggs took over. Their movies are filled with eggs and their music charts are topped by eggs. They send eggs to the Olympics and celebrate when the eggs win because those eggs are true red blooded american eggs. They watch egg porn to a point where "EGG" does not make them think of an international media company but about egg penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate eggs and how the egg's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love eggs but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of egg loving eggs.